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  April-May came running up to us, her blond hair flying. “Chipmunk—congratulations!” she cried “You’re going to The Plopps concert! Congratulations!”

  Chipmunk blushed. He grinned at April-May.

  “Would you like to go with me?” he asked.

  “Yes!” she cried. “I’m there! I’m there! Yes!”

  Chipmunk turned to me. “See, Bernie? You’re helping me get over my shyness!”

  I couldn’t breathe. I couldn’t talk. Chipmunk and April-May walked off, talking excitedly about the concert.

  April-May?

  He’s taking April-May?

  “Hey, Bernie,” Feenman called after me. “Hey, wait—Bernie. Where are you going?”

  “Where do you think?” I said.

  I climbed into the closet and slammed the door.

  About the Author

  R.L. Stine graduated from Rotten School with a solid D+ average, which put him at the top of his class. He says that his favorite activities at school were Scratching Body Parts and Making Armpit Noises.

  In sixth grade, R.L. won the school Athletic Award for his performance in the Wedgie Championships. Unfortunately, after the tournament, his underpants had to be surgically removed.

  After graduation, R.L. became well known for writing scary book series such as The Nightmare Room, Fear Street, Goosebumps, and Mostly Ghostly, and a short story collection called Beware!

  Today, R.L. lives in New York City, where he is busy writing stories about his school days.

  For more information about R.L. Stine, go to www.rottenschool.com and www.rlstine.com

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  #2. The Great Smelling Bee

  #3. The Good, the Bad and the Very Slimy

  #4. Lose, Team, Lose!

  #5. Shake, Rattle, and Hurl!

  #6. The Heinie Prize

  #7. Dudes, the School Is Haunted!

  #8. The Teacher from Heck

  #9. Party Poopers

  #10. The Rottenest Angel

  #11. Punk’d and Skunked

  #12. Battle of the Dum Diddys

  #13. Got Cake?

  #14. Night of the Creepy Things

  #15. Calling All Birdbrains

  #16. Dumb Clucks

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  ROTTEN SCHOOL #5: SHAKE, RATTLE, AND HURL!. Copyright © 2006 by Parachute Publishing, L.L.C. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

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